Tanuki Kahones

For those who d on't know what a tanuki is, chek out the tanuki page on wikipedia, its worth a good laugh. Speaking of japanese culture, I sat with this asian guy in a suit on the bus this morning (who was totally out of place among a bunch of mexicans) reading japanese cartoon porn, or pornographic comic book ( I can't remember what he called it, but you get the idea). He started talking to me right away, and offered to let me read one while riding on the bus, but I politely declined (not that I don't enjoy a good pornographic comic book, I was just really tired...). Anyhow, he seemed slightly offended at the fact I wasn't jumping at the opportunity to experience his high-class sausage riser and began to explain to me--quite audibly on the curiously quiet bus--how in japan to cream the beaver of a pubescent14 year old is the same as, say, giving Angelina Jolie a dirty sanchez in the united states... that is, its somewhat dirty but generally socially acceptable (okay, so I embelished the language a bit, but tranlation is the same). Then he put away his comic books and pulled out a monster truck magazine.

A great little editorial on seattle vs portland strip clubs. My only two comments are: 1) Why are seattleites such prudish elite retARDS, and 2) I ate sushi at the stripclub Lush, and surprisingly it was very good (and not just because I had a most confortable chubby). Oh, and girls were even better than the sushi (get your shit together seattle...)


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