Cheesehead

I enter the restroom at work to pop a pooter-strudel, and lo-and-behold someone beat me to it with a ripe mexican "paint-the-toilet" butt explosion. It was truly a wreched smell, which made it all the worse whenI sat down and instead of shitting, just a huge fart came out (cause I coulda done that at my cubicle).

anyhow...

THis food snob I know once told me that the way to distinguish norhtern european style cheeses (e.g. french) from more southern such as greek, was that French cheese smells like ass, and greek cheese smells like genital cheese. Go figure.


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