Ass-Blasting and Bung Sausage
Below: A cool texture created in GIMP using the sinus-rendering filter and bump-mapping the results against each other using different x/y random seeds and color transitions.
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So I walk into the bathroom at my workplace and as I'm approaching the urinal, I hear a vibrating phone... and then an answer "oh, hi... so did you get documents okay? Right. I'll talk to... " blah, blah, blah. Clearly a business call, while handling business. Then while mid sentence an eruption of rapid fire flatulence blasters interwoven with the splish-splash of turtlehead torpedoes... and in the background of this gag-inducing melody of pooter-toots and shit-shooting, I can hear the uninterrupted conversation continuing as if nothing was happening. Anyhow, I didn't stay long enough to figure out who had the gumption to multitask business with business because the smell was beginning to bloom, and the flavor of the day? Grim Reapage.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
On a more palatable note: I've invented a new recipe, Beef-tendon Bung-Sausage. Braise about 1/2 lb of beef tendon (usually Vietnamese markets have it) in some Guinness and soy sauce for about 6 hours. Take the pork bung and simmer with Asian chilies, onion and garlic for about 2 hours. Take the tendon once tender, and dice up into medium sized pieces, about half size of pea. Mix in bowl with 1/2 cup chili paste and 1/4 cup pork lard. Tie off one end of the pork bung and stuff full of the tendon/lard/chili paste, tying off other end with string. Fry the bung sausage until browned and almost-crispy. Put in refrigerator, and chill until the bung feels firm. Now, slice into 1/4" pieces and serve on cracker topped with either prune or raisin.
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