Wednesday, May 28, 2008

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Summer is here. WE finally had a hot weekend in Seattle (which is now almost two weeks ago... I'm kinda behind on the blog).

So the debate has begun at work to try and decipher the true meaning of "moose knuckles". Some insist its just a more "robust" version of camel toes, some who think it applies only to women believe the distinction is whether labia minor is visible. Apparently geography comes into play with moose knuckles. It appears our European friends more frequently use the term synonymously with camel toe. I do want to point out that a proposed three-bump requirement for the female version of moose knuckle (labia major + minor) does resemble the much larger "Ball-Wiener-Ball" configuration of the male package.

On a more "PG" note, I had a wonderful laugh at the fact that when we put this one "I LUV NY" onesy (that's getting too small) on my 20 month old daughter, she ends up with what my ex called "diaper camel-toe".(sorry, no pic as I was concerned that a bible-thumping republican might misconstrue that as child pornography).

Anyhow, to totally change the topic I'm learning that when somebody says that "things will get better" what they really mean is that "I will become jaded and callous enough to stop caring about how fucked up everything actually is". I suppose, in the end, its really the same difference.




above: Pigeon, reconfigured by car.
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Until next time....

Today's Random Google Query: stranger doctor work
The Stranger (video series) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
6 : 13 - DR WHO: COLIN BAKER AND THE VALEYARD!
Not as a Stranger 1955: Movie and film review from Answers.com

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