Wednesday, May 28, 2008

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Summer is here. WE finally had a hot weekend in Seattle (which is now almost two weeks ago... I'm kinda behind on the blog).

So the debate has begun at work to try and decipher the true meaning of "moose knuckles". Some insist its just a more "robust" version of camel toes, some who think it applies only to women believe the distinction is whether labia minor is visible. Apparently geography comes into play with moose knuckles. It appears our European friends more frequently use the term synonymously with camel toe. I do want to point out that a proposed three-bump requirement for the female version of moose knuckle (labia major + minor) does resemble the much larger "Ball-Wiener-Ball" configuration of the male package.

On a more "PG" note, I had a wonderful laugh at the fact that when we put this one "I LUV NY" onesy (that's getting too small) on my 20 month old daughter, she ends up with what my ex called "diaper camel-toe".(sorry, no pic as I was concerned that a bible-thumping republican might misconstrue that as child pornography).

Anyhow, to totally change the topic I'm learning that when somebody says that "things will get better" what they really mean is that "I will become jaded and callous enough to stop caring about how fucked up everything actually is". I suppose, in the end, its really the same difference.




above: Pigeon, reconfigured by car.
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Until next time....

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Monday, May 19, 2008

Bean Sprout and the Hobbit Office

Above: Blue-Eyed "Beanster" Photo credit: My sis, Kristin Dahl
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The bean, bean sprout, beanster, bebes, boo boo, "B", are now all common nicknames for my daughter, officially named "Bibi". Oddly enough her name phonetically is also her initials (B.B.). I don't know why I think this is cool, but it might have something to do with the fact that it is a type of recursion (term in programming where a function calls itself). Anyhow... after playing on the Southpark playground equipment this weekend with her, I began thinking about my last entry regarding the biped phenom. The funny thing is, that in spite of walking on flat ground being distinctly human, we still have the inate desire to climb. This is very clear watching toddlers and small children play on playground equipment. I suppose that is why monkey bars are so much fun. The fact that we maintain this desire or tendancy seems like more of an artifact than an actual skill and thus explains why in the modern age of liability and safety, we adults have torn down most of the classic "monkey bars" as a result of the fact that in spite of this inate desire, we aren't really that good at it anymore.

On last thing: My daughter is learning sign language and pics up stuff from other places, that she turns into signs. The pictured at right is Bibi signing something, but I can't figure out what it means. Any ideas? Whatever it is, she does it with intensity and seems very exited. It appears to be, perhaps, a combination of "socks" and "bird" and simply pointing. I may never know.


On an entirely different topic, I have now moved to yet another office at my workplace. I have dubbed it the "Hobbit Office" as it resides in some virtually vacant part of the building, and sits betwen a mini kitchen, and a server room, and has no windos (hence the hobbit part). Unfortunately, it also is on a ventilation system that is only partially functional (they are doing construction on the rest of the floors) and the temperature fluctuates between 64-68degC. I guess they tried to make up for that by leaving a poofy green leather recliner in the office. Hmmmm..... bit of a teaser, eh?


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Monday, May 12, 2008

Pebble Wielding Biped



In 5th grade I was told that thumbs are what separated us from apes. Then in 7th grade I remember learning that it was really the combination of thumbs and intelligence. By The time I was a senior in high school I learned the difference between correlation, and cause-and-effect. This was about the time it was pointed out that apes can use sign language, many primates use tools, and all have mostly opposable thumbs that allow them to manage some fairly intricate digital manipulation (that would be 'digital' as in 'fingers', see below). That of course simply promoted my skepticism that anybody really knew what made humans stick out of the primate pack. As a freshman in college, some history classes and an anthropology class eluded to the possibility that it was the ability to have written language and the use of symbols that separated us from "them". But this wasn't consistent with anything, really... sure we write stuff down in symbols, chimps don't. So what. I didn't see any cause-effect associated with this... it felt more like an artifact of something else. As it turns out, humans as a separate species split long before there was any evidence of using written language.

Finally as a Junior in college--having then taken a lot of archeology, evolutionary biology, sociobiology and anthropology, and being a biochemistry major--I was in a advanced archaeology class that was focused on early African humanoids and evidence of climate change during that same period. There it was. The models popular with people in the field of the evolutionary biology with respect to humans was this: The first humanoids became biologically isolated when they developed the ability to get around on two legs. First, why would this cause a biological rift? Several reasons. First, by being able to move long distances without requiring hands, hands were free to do other things simultaneously such as wielding tools, weapons, and carrying cargo. The other is simple locomotion physics.... the great apes which are our closest relatives, can't move fast or far on flat ground... trees are preferred. This means that the ability to travel more efficiently in tree-less terrain opens up opportunities to access areas not easily accessed by others competing for the same resources. Then there is a more speculative aspect I find interesting: Our big brains? The ability to stand around upright actually increases the "maximum manageable skull size" for our frame. In other words, when your toodling around on all fours, your back has to support your head as a cantilever, and so big isn't so good. It also becomes harder to manage a large skull when swinging around in trees (easier to break one's neck). Big headed apes and monkeys were disadvantaged, but upright standing humans could support fairly large skulls without being disadvantaged, allowing a type of diversity previously being constrained by forest living.

Now, the final question is what actually caused the split? In other words, enabling diversity doesn't necessarily spawn new species. Usually it takes something called selection pressure, some change in the environment that forces a certain unique group to have an advantage over the larger population. That event that triggered the split, as it turns out, appears to be massive deforestation by way of drought, in africa. One could say that deforestation is actually what gave bipedal apes an advantage, and thus our own little branch (no pun intended) in evolutionary biology. In other words: the dissapearance of rain forrest gave rise to humanity (and no, this is not just my interpretation... its a fairly widely accepted theory in the field of evolutionary biology). I hope the irony in this is obvious.


So why am I rambling about this here? Well... up till about two years ago this was all just textbooks, papers, academic studies etc. Now I have a daughter. I have watched her go from this worm-maggot type critter that mostly just cried and pooped, to a "little girl" (she's ~20 months old). The point that she transitioned to a "little girl" from a "baby" was fairly clear: When she started walking. If you ever watch a person grow up, you can see it. The second that mobility can occur with the free use of ones hands, they start acting "like a person". It's uncanny. I am still in awe that it took people hundreds of years to figure out that what makes us so special is the ability to walk around on two feet. I guess hindsight is 20-20.
The reason I bring this up now is because in the last month or so, my daughter has been thoroughly fascinated with rocks, sticks, and wielding random objects found in the playground, all while I am watching with fascination at her pure joy of this capacity to behave in a way that truly makes her human.

Peace.

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