Double-Wide Triple-Coiled GRT

... the GRT is a "Grim Reaper Turd", a description reserved for the most foul of odiferous defecations. The header of this entry is a descriptor of the "holy grail" of shit. Now who would use the holy grail to describe the quality of a turd? Me.

Oh, and I'm looking for a good bung recipe, thats "BUNG" as in "asshole" or "sphincter+large intestine" etc, used often in asian soup much like tripe. I want to start bringing odd food to work just to freak out the more delicate ones here. Plus, I started cracking up when I imagined a likely dialogue that woul follow eating "bung stew":

me: "Hey dude, I just cracked an ass fart"
coowerker: "what the hell else kind of fart would it be?"
me: "no dude, seriously, I mean like an ASS fart, not a cheese fart, or broccoli fart, but ass-fart!"
coworker: Blank look
me: "I mean, I just farted ASS!"

okay, anyhow....

Speaking of coils...